Event Photo: If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Division/Clinton
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When
Sunday, Feb. 1, 2026
4 p.m.–6 p.m.
Cost: Starting at $15.00
Where
3530 SE Division St
Portland, OR 97202
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The following description was submitted by the event organizer.

Welcome to the ALT AWARDS, Tomorrow Theater’s annual celebration of the films that mattered most in 2025—to Tomorrow Theater. These aren’t the categories you’ll find at any respectable awards ceremony. No Best Picture. No Best Director. No orchestral playoff music.

Instead, the ALT AWARDS honor the achievements that actually define a movie year: the sleaze, the chaos, the emotional devastation, the questionable wig work, and the feelings you can’t quite name but absolutely understand.

Presenting: If I Had Legs I’d Kick You with the Best Animatronic Hamster Award.

With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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