HONK If You're Horny

Hawthorne

When

Sept. 26–Dec. 19, 2026

Saturdays as scheduled, Times vary

Where

Kickstand Comedy

1006 Southeast Hawthorne Boulevard
Portland, OR, 97214

The following description was submitted by the event organizer.

Welcome to the wild, unhinged, and undeniably horny world of HONK. Affectionately known as “Portland’s Horniest Improv Team,” delivering polished improv with a naughty side—laughing, learning, and dry humping along the way. Each month, HONK invites some special guests to get down and unleash their sexy side. Expect steamy surprises and deep dives into themes like Car Sex (honk honk), Bachelorette Parties, First Times, and Where is the line between fingering and rubbing?

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HONK has been soaking stages for over three years and collectively has decades of improv experience under their belts (among other things). They are the winners of Kickstand’s 2024 Cage Match, have performed at the Vancouver Improv Festival, RISE Improv Festival in Denver, MILF festival in Los Angeles, iO Fest in Chicago, and their performers have guested with UCB’s Holy Shit Improv.

“You made me feel young again!” — Horned Up Audience Member