Wizard People, Dear Portland

Dec. 15–16, 2023
Daily, 7 p.m. – 11 p.m.
Cost: $15 - $20
3552 N Mississippi Ave
Portland, OR 97227

The following description was submitted by the event organizer.

Willikers. The holiday season is upon us, which can mean but one thing: the return of Wizard People, Dear Portland. Come watch as Professor Brett Niley performs his surreal one-man reinterpretation of “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” as a live band provides the score, a foley artist performs live sound effects, and a heavily mutated version of the film is projected behind them all.

It takes the fourth-wall-breaking of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and the schlock antics of Rocky Horror to delirious new heights. The show features Lucas Warford (Three for Silver) and his co-conspirators Ani and Max.  Attendees, don't forget to dress in your finest wizardly wardrobe for a chance at winning GLORIOUS PRIZES by competing in our wizards-only COSTUME CONTEST.

*An important thing to know about Wizard People is that it is not a glorification or promotion of JKR or Harry Potter. It's an absurd satire that tells a totally self-contained and bizarre narrative.*