Die Hard: The Musical Parody

Southeast Portland
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Nov. 11–Dec. 18, 2021
Days vary, Times vary
Cost: $40.00 – $225.00
2432 SE 11th Ave
Portland, OR 97214

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The holiday tradition is back—and not a moment too soon.

All John McClane wanted for Xmas was to patch things up with his wife. And stop a dozen terrorists. And sing and dance while doing it.

It’s back. The Funhouse Lounge is thrilled to revive our beloved parody version of the most beloved Christmas film ever: Die Hard.  This ridiculous holiday romp comes complete with 13 original songs that are sure to get stuck in your head for months to come.  Set in our fabulous newly-remodeled theater 1 1/2 years in the making, this is an experience you won’t want to miss.

Yippie-ki-yay, Melon Farmers.